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Written by Joe
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Thursday, 12 October 2006 10:00 |
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You have just entered the 36 chambers of Figadealme... prepare to bring the ruckus.
 We're glad you have chosen to fly with Figadealme airlines. Once we have reached a cruising altitude of 36 feet, our stewardesses will be bringing you the ruckus. Seat cushions are designed to protect ya neck.
We here at Figadealme strive to stay at the forefront of the Internet. With our army of Malaysian programmers and Indian tech support, we can proactively boost our quarter profits while decreasing our P/E. Our agile business methods have kept this noble company going since our founding in 1878 by the illustrious C. Julius Edrigo, esquire, a veritable mountain of a man. But enough about us... let's hear about you, the consumer. |
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Last Updated ( Friday, 12 September 2008 19:18 )
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